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Hnngh!

Thu Feb 19, 2009, 2:51 AM
  • Mood: Compassion
Rules: Everything you write must be a lie.

1. Are you male or female?
I'm a genderless cyborg.

2. What is your birthday and how old are you?
825, but going on 826. Just gotta renew my biochip. D:

3. Where do you live?
My programming says that I live on Alpha Seven.

4. Do you have living relatives like parents, siblings, spouse or children?
I only have a gun. They said it used to be my son. D: It talks!

5. Do you believe in any kind of god or take part in any organized religion?
Nah. It's a waste of energy.

6. Do you take part in politics? If so what party/candidate do you support/vote for?
I am an avid politician!

23. How would you describe your personality?
I'm very relaxed. I also hate a lot of things.

7. Where do you work or study at?
In my Data Cell.

8. What kind of clothes do you wear?
Nothing. I don't need it. Nothing to hide!

9. What are your favorite foods and drinks?
Photonized fluid, and energy bricks. 8D

10. How many friends do you have?
None. No one cares to hang with a cyborg. :"[

18. Do you do "IT" often?
Not at all.

11. Why did you join DA?
Designing my next WMD.

12. What kind of art you like?
None. At all.

13. What kind of art do you make?
Blueprints. WEAPON BLUEPRINTS.

14. Are you famous here on DA?
Everyone knows me. I'm going to end them all, after all. ;D

15. Do you comment/answer comments?
Yes. I always do. Usually with death threats.

16. Do you fav often?
Each time I do, I shoot the person whose pic I faved in the foot. And trust me, I live in a place connected to an armory. ;D

17. Do you do lots of trades, take part in competitions or get gift art?
Yes. A lot!

19. Do you like quizzes?
No. I hate them.

20. Do you use DA often?
Rarely.

21. Where did question 18 go?
I downloaded it illegally to my hard drive.

22. What kind of gift art you would want?
Blegh.

24. Did you enjoy doing this quiz?
It was a waste of precious EN Cells.

25. Where did question 23 disappear?
I shot it.
In the face.
With an energy-based plasma shotgun.
The buckshot would make any gun-junkie jizz in his pants.

THE END



.....system engaged. Prepare for death. 8D

Devious Comments

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:iconarmaapanui:
... This is SO typical of you. XD
ANYWAYS, I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND, GENDERLESS CYBORG.
:iconxeno-minako:
Screw off, Kitty. x'D I KNOW IT'S TYPICAL.
Pfft...me and cyborgs...D:

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"Miniature mayhem, that's MY kind of sandwich!"
-The Warden
:iconarmaapanui:
I WILL *NOT* SCREW OFF. D: <
Teeheeobsessed.
:iconxeno-minako:
SHUT UP DORKHEAD D:
xD

--
"Miniature mayhem, that's MY kind of sandwich!"
-The Warden
:iconxeno-minako:
fffff <3

--
"Miniature mayhem, that's MY kind of sandwich!"
-The Warden
:iconxeno-minako:
SO.
How long we gonna keep this comment chain a-runnin'? XD

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"Miniature mayhem, that's MY kind of sandwich!"
-The Warden

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